Check Out Michaele Salahi's Debut 'Bump It' Performance (Video)

By Kiki Von Glinow Posted Jun 24th 2011 03:45PM

Like a train wreck that you can't seem to tear your eyes from, Michaele Salahi's debut performance for her first single, 'Bump It,' isn't much different. The 45-year-old took to NBC Miami's local broadcast to show off her new vocals and dance moves -- which mostly consist of suggestive walking.

The infamous White House party crasher and star of 'The Real Housewives of D.C.' donned a micro mini zebra print fringed dress as she sang one-liners like "I'm an animal, animal," "my main objective is to be the hottest girl in the room" and "I'm so hot and like you're so not." A gaggle of backup dancers seemingly freestyle behind the blond amazon as she is periodically interrupted by her sidekicks' rap verses. We are at least relieved to know that this was the bunch's first go at a live performance.

With ''Real Housewife of New York City' star, Luann De Lesseps' pedagogical tune, 'Money Can't Buy You Class' and Atlanta housewife, Kim Zolciak's 'Tardy for the Party,' we can't help but wonder if there is a condition in the Bravo franchise ladies' contracts that force them to put their name on the first auto-tuned, electro-pop song that comes their way or they do it on their own accord.

Although we hope it's the former, for the sake of their own dignity, we have a feeling it's not. Feast your eyes!

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Friday 24 June

By mw

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Excuse me while I vomit.

By rj

Break into the White House get a TV series!!! what's wrong with picture??

Her and that moron of a husband tried to do business with us in Virginia, the credit report was a joke "dead beats"

By mkoloop

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I love reading this , So does My boyfriend .he is almost 11year older than me .i met him via agelessc'upid.c'om a nice place for seeking age le ss love.which gives you a chance to make your life better and open opportunities for you to meet the attractive young girls and treat you like a king. Maybe you wanna check it out or tell your friends.. tty

Monday 27 June

By KR

I'm afraid to listen for fear my ears will bleed like they did when Kim Zolsiack released her drivel.

By Genny

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You are very much excused.

By themeeker

I won't watch anything this h00ker does since she terrorized the White House by crashing in to a party there. She can go to Afghanistan for all I care.

By Mike Rath

Pathetic.....

By PATRICK

MY EYES!!!! MY EARS!!!! Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Sunday 26 June

Bump it? DUMP IT.

And Michaele...GO TO HE11. You have no fans.

By wendy

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amen

By Molly

REALLY bad!!!

Saturday 25 June

By ANGELA ELY

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By deidre

Really Bad is being nice...lolol that heffer is atrocious..she must have been high when someone suggested she sing. And her dippy husband was horny and said...surrrrrreeee honey I loooovvvee your singing...OMG! I felt sorry for her because she didnt feel sorry for herself. She looked bad, she sang bad, she danced bad, she bad bad bad bad!!!

By postcommentnow

hmmmm, uh, WTF???? I think she meant to book SNL.

By nickidewbear

But would even SNL take her?

By Elena

OMG that was so funny and scary at the same time

By Kristen Jo Koby

Really? TV wastes time on this??? How about a public service announcement about feeding the hungry, health or education? This is Armageddon in action! Go Home and age gracefully...Or go back to school and learn to read. One way or the other - there must be a better option. Pathetic is right!! I pity her...

By lacyelle

The FTC should pull that TV station's license for airing something detrimental to human life.

By Bob

Nice to see they let the UPS driver get in on the action too :-)

By charles

too funny - that was my first thought also

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