Check Out Michaele Salahi's Debut 'Bump It' Performance (Video)

By Kiki Von Glinow Posted Jun 24th 2011 03:45PM

Like a train wreck that you can't seem to tear your eyes from, Michaele Salahi's debut performance for her first single, 'Bump It,' isn't much different. The 45-year-old took to NBC Miami's local broadcast to show off her new vocals and dance moves -- which mostly consist of suggestive walking.

The infamous White House party crasher and star of 'The Real Housewives of D.C.' donned a micro mini zebra print fringed dress as she sang one-liners like "I'm an animal, animal," "my main objective is to be the hottest girl in the room" and "I'm so hot and like you're so not." A gaggle of backup dancers seemingly freestyle behind the blond amazon as she is periodically interrupted by her sidekicks' rap verses. We are at least relieved to know that this was the bunch's first go at a live performance.

With ''Real Housewife of New York City' star, Luann De Lesseps' pedagogical tune, 'Money Can't Buy You Class' and Atlanta housewife, Kim Zolciak's 'Tardy for the Party,' we can't help but wonder if there is a condition in the Bravo franchise ladies' contracts that force them to put their name on the first auto-tuned, electro-pop song that comes their way or they do it on their own accord.

Although we hope it's the former, for the sake of their own dignity, we have a feeling it's not. Feast your eyes!

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Monday 27 June

By Kagney123

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Bob that is soo funny

Friday 24 June

By kat mandy

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My eyes are BLEEDING!!!!! I think my ears are too.

By For The Love of God!

Good God, Nooooooooooooooo! No Michaele! Thanks for nothing PopEater, I HATE YOU!

By Shirley

that young black man possessed the only ounce of talent that whole pathetic posse.

By eemtucson

I don't think talent counts for much anymore.

Man, all she had to do was talk, and she can't even do that.

The dancers aren't even as good as the audience members on Ellen.

By steve4any

I'm torn. I'm not sure if it's painful, dreadful, painfully dreadful, or dreadfully painful.

By dryose

LOL that was funny!!

By Mr. Furley

Party Crash-er & BURN!!!! How embarrasing!!

By Scott

God, I sure hope any alien life wasn't watching that. Of all the days for them to tune in to earth, I hope today wasn't it. That was just....well...horrifyingly bad.

By Michelle

Why won't she go far far away?

By shana

WTF was that!! She's really horrible at karaoke ,then she tries to dance like she's 20something at the same time,somebody should have said something to make her stop.

By ohnooo

Just another event leading to 2012. WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!!!1

By miamiblu

HOt?? if you like techno grannies.....

By Leslie

She has so little talent, this could be an SNL satirical skit! Why did anyone give her this gig?? I think about the thousands of truly talented people that can't get a break and this pathologically egomaniacial liar gets a recording deal. If she were audition for "America's Got Talent," she'd get 3 Xs faster than you can blink and would be laughed off the stage.

By Vicki

My eyes and ears are not bleeding, but my heart is a little heavy. This is a desperated attempt by an woman who is on the down side of her prime, trying to be the center of attention. In this youth obsessed culture we live in it appears as though she is in a panic trying to fit in. She really just needs to accept the fact that she is no longer 22 and needs to find something more age appropriate to keep her busy. Hopefully something that does NOT involve singing( or just SAYING words to music) or dancing provacativly.

By Kitty

I have seen drunk karaoke that is better than that! How do these middle age women on Bravo get to think they have talent? Andy must be giving them drugs.

By gideon waxfarb

Michaele,go home.Please.Is the brother on the mic a rapper or does he work for UPS? Looks like he wandered in to the studio by accident to help her out.

By nekidsnake

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LOL. All you men slamming her wish you could bang her. All you woman trashing her you wish you could look like her. TRUTH!

By ick!

You must be her husband! LOL Believe me when I say this, NO ONE IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD WANT TO RESEMBLE ANYTHING REMOTELY CLOSE TO WANTING TO BE MICHAELA! Seriously, NO ONE and I'm being incredibly honest!

By Barb

The dancers can't dance, she looked and sounded like she was in pain. The UPS man was the only one with some talent and on key.

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