Check Out Michaele Salahi's Debut 'Bump It' Performance (Video)

By Kiki Von Glinow Posted Jun 24th 2011 03:45PM

Like a train wreck that you can't seem to tear your eyes from, Michaele Salahi's debut performance for her first single, 'Bump It,' isn't much different. The 45-year-old took to NBC Miami's local broadcast to show off her new vocals and dance moves -- which mostly consist of suggestive walking.

The infamous White House party crasher and star of 'The Real Housewives of D.C.' donned a micro mini zebra print fringed dress as she sang one-liners like "I'm an animal, animal," "my main objective is to be the hottest girl in the room" and "I'm so hot and like you're so not." A gaggle of backup dancers seemingly freestyle behind the blond amazon as she is periodically interrupted by her sidekicks' rap verses. We are at least relieved to know that this was the bunch's first go at a live performance.

With ''Real Housewife of New York City' star, Luann De Lesseps' pedagogical tune, 'Money Can't Buy You Class' and Atlanta housewife, Kim Zolciak's 'Tardy for the Party,' we can't help but wonder if there is a condition in the Bravo franchise ladies' contracts that force them to put their name on the first auto-tuned, electro-pop song that comes their way or they do it on their own accord.

Although we hope it's the former, for the sake of their own dignity, we have a feeling it's not. Feast your eyes!

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Friday 24 June

By Lori

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Pretty bad to say that tardy for the party is better and that's not saying very much!They both suck!

By bonedaddy

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what else from an armenian..opportunists, grifters, charlatans, scammers.

By rosemary ram

This Sahali woman is a bad joke. I thought her 15 minutes of fame were over. Who is pushing her "career?" She has no obvious talent. Is this just narcissism gone beserk? This is sick-o.

By jonzbeach

What..they pull hookers off the street AND the UPS delivery guy and say "here...sing this..follow the big blond trainwreck."

By Heather

Wow...that was.....ummmm.....something. I don't know which was worse...the singing or dancing! I have seen really bad karaoke singers that sounded better than her.

By Kathy A.

Someone get her a double double with extra fries....Stat! I don't know what her husband will do if he can't get some work for his wife. She looks like she has not been able to sneek into a dinner party for a while. Very, very sad. I would get under my covers and stay there.

Saturday 25 June

By Msmich

Can't feel shame if you don't have any brains.

By babbs0128

Ice picks in my ears!

By YellowRose3218

What a pathetic excuse for a woman, to try to look, and act as if she was 21 again. Anyone can see by looking at her face, shes way too old for this kind of silly act.
Shes not fooling anyone, not even herself.

By steve4any

Bet those dancers are sorry they gave up their shift waiting tables for the day.

By Hello Ellen

ROTF LMAO

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I can't believe I'm saying this, but now that I've had time to think about it, the fact that she's going to continue this fiasco despite public outcry is......somewhat admirable. If more of us stopped listening to the "can't" messages in our own heads and from other people, we could be living richer and happier lives. Just look at the people involved in launching her singing career. They'll stick around for the payday as long as the Salahi's can afford them.

By Audra

Unbelievable. WORSE than Kim Zolciak and I never thought I would say that. How do I get the last 2 minutes of my life back? No talent. I'm simply embarrased for her.

By eodas

omg, this woman is so ridiculous.

By Robin

Supposedly she was a Washington Redskins cheerleader?? If so, then she has the worst dance moves of any NFL cheerleader that I have ever seen!!! Oh wait...she didn't have any dance moves...she just walked during the entire song!

By wayne

How hilarious...lol...and the UPS delivery boy...heeheehee! This dumb bimbo is good at only one thing...NOTHING!

By arn

THE AMERICAN PUBLIC DESERVES THIS GARBAGE!

By kh

please put some kind of food in you. Your legs are so skinny they look painful to walk on. open a store or something quiet PLEASE ! OMG

By RRRRR

It's not suppose to be. It's good! If Britney sang it it would be a hit.

By Libra

LOL! She's really stuck on herself. She is her own fan club of one. Oh,sorry, I forgot her husband so it's only two. Give me break!

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