Like a train wreck that you can't seem to tear your eyes from, Michaele Salahi's debut performance for her first single, 'Bump It,' isn't much different. The 45-year-old took to NBC Miami's local broadcast to show off her new vocals and dance moves -- which mostly consist of suggestive walking.The infamous White House party crasher and star of 'The Real Housewives of D.C.' donned a micro mini zebra print fringed dress as she sang one-liners like "I'm an animal, animal," "my main objective is to be the hottest girl in the room" and "I'm so hot and like you're so not." A gaggle of backup dancers seemingly freestyle behind the blond amazon as she is periodically interrupted by her sidekicks' rap verses. We are at least relieved to know that this was the bunch's first go at a live performance.





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One gun, two bullets? It's called murder / suicide!!!!
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OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!! what is this woman thinking??????She can not sing.........
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OMG. This is HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The back up dancers are so bad, the dork with the black socks must have been found at Walmart reading "Rapping for Dummies" and Michelle, WTF are you doing? She trip on her heels, looks anorexic, her legs look weird, she can't sing she's 45 and talking about how hot she is and how not everyone else is. SERIOUSLY?
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Someone please, please feed this girl!!! She's scary skinny!!!
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ew
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I didn't believe she had multiple sclerosis until I saw her dance.
And why is the rapper dressed like a UPS driver? Apparently the one thing Brown CAN'T do for you is make you look the least bit talented.
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Words fail me.
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Funniest thing ever!!
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I've seen better entertainment from bums on the street!
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Whomever booked this act should be fired and banned from the industry altogether.
SHE CANNOT SING...SHE CANNOT DANCE...SHE CANNOT ENTERTAIN...WHERE'S CHUCK BARRIS AND THE GONG?
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She must be a graduate of the Heidi Montag School of the Performing Arts!
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She definitely attended, but I doubt she GRADUATED.
Oh, I knew better than to watch this. Now how do I get it out of my head!?! Ugh!!
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OMG!...I'm speechless...
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lord what did we do to get this ..please shut her up. she sounds like a cat caught in a fan belt ..her knees must be realy badly brused.......
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Pitiful!
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gawd I swear she looks like a stripper I knew years ago in a cheap dive in San Antonio
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she is a pathetic mess
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I think she forgot to put on some pants....
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I thought it was hot.
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