Check Out Michaele Salahi's Debut 'Bump It' Performance (Video)

By Kiki Von Glinow Posted Jun 24th 2011 03:45PM

Like a train wreck that you can't seem to tear your eyes from, Michaele Salahi's debut performance for her first single, 'Bump It,' isn't much different. The 45-year-old took to NBC Miami's local broadcast to show off her new vocals and dance moves -- which mostly consist of suggestive walking.

The infamous White House party crasher and star of 'The Real Housewives of D.C.' donned a micro mini zebra print fringed dress as she sang one-liners like "I'm an animal, animal," "my main objective is to be the hottest girl in the room" and "I'm so hot and like you're so not." A gaggle of backup dancers seemingly freestyle behind the blond amazon as she is periodically interrupted by her sidekicks' rap verses. We are at least relieved to know that this was the bunch's first go at a live performance.

With ''Real Housewife of New York City' star, Luann De Lesseps' pedagogical tune, 'Money Can't Buy You Class' and Atlanta housewife, Kim Zolciak's 'Tardy for the Party,' we can't help but wonder if there is a condition in the Bravo franchise ladies' contracts that force them to put their name on the first auto-tuned, electro-pop song that comes their way or they do it on their own accord.

Although we hope it's the former, for the sake of their own dignity, we have a feeling it's not. Feast your eyes!

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Sunday 26 June

By ro

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omg ... wtf! horrible - she probably thinks she sounds good.

By Oh no!

Well, maybe she really does have medical issues?? That's the only answer.

Monday 27 June

By Cagedguitarist

She does, it's called delusions of grandeur.

By stinkfistula

I gotz to have some ay-null wit Salahee

By vera

Trainwreck!!!! Had to turn it off...my ears were barfing!!!

By kalfromcal

How totally horrible on every level.

By kathy

thought she was so sick with MS ???

By Deidra

It's Brooke Hogan emanciated. Just Joking you look unbelievablly
good for your age but you got to know the song is cheesy. I felt sorry for you on Housewives everone hated you for making it to the Whitehouse that was most deffinatelly security's fault.

By dave

Will somebdy please hurry up and get her off the stage. Her voice is so bad that even electronics can cover it. She is so hot? Anyone who buys this deserves obviously doesn't like music.

By Ted

Oh, I get it. It's a joke.

By Sandy

I may not be a man, but for the life of me, this scrawny tall, no rhythm bleach blonde is not attractive nor sexy. Go away, your 15 minutes is over.

By Casey

what a loser............. she won't even have a one hit wonder'''' who would buy it

By KAT WUMAN

Haven't we suffered enough!? If this "perfomance" is not a reason for the death penalty, I don't know what is!

By lurker

OMGosh! What a DISASTER!

Tuesday 28 June

By Thomas J. Delaney

She should sit in the Corvette and just shut up.

Friday 01 July

By Joann

SOOOOOOOOOOO..................................................
bad.............................................................

By CFBARB

This is a big joke isn't it? This woman need professional help. Is there a diagnosis in the DSM IV for her condition?

Thursday 15 September

By Carolyn

R U kidding me? How does one break into the Whitehouse and then get a show and music video? Did her idiot of a husband pay someone off in order for her to get this gig? Neil Schon must be extremely desperate to run off with this ho-bag. I haven't seen anything so ridiculously funny since the Kim kardashian video and that thing made me vomit. At least Kim has some more appealing attibutes to look at. This whench has nothing, a carpenter's dream.

Friday 23 September

By PUTTINGELBOWSINEARS

Where's the "autotune" when you really need it?

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