Michaele Salahi Bump ItLike a train wreck that you can't seem to tear your eyes from, Michaele Salahi's debut performance for her first single, 'Bump It,' isn't much different. The 45-year-old took to NBC Miami's local broadcast to show off her new vocals and dance moves -- which mostly consist of suggestive walking.

The infamous White House party crasher and star of 'The Real Housewives of D.C.' donned a micro mini zebra print fringed dress as she sang one-liners like "I'm an animal, animal," "my main objective is to be the hottest girl in the room" and "I'm so hot and like you're so not." A gaggle of backup dancers seemingly freestyle behind the blond amazon as she is periodically interrupted by her sidekicks' rap verses. We are at least relieved to know that this was the bunch's first go at a live performance.