Source: Charlie Sheen Was Ready to Replace the Goddesses Anyway

By Jo Piazza Posted Jun 27th 2011 09:00PM

Let's not shed any tears for the newly single Charlie Sheen. Sources tell PopEater the poly-amorous actor isn't exactly bemoaning the loss of goddess part deux, Natalie Kenley, because he's already been on the lookout for another pair of lovely ladies to replace the original pair of blondes who have been sharing his unconventional lifestyle.

"Charlie won't be single for long. Let's just say there are a lot of irons in the fire if you know what I mean," a source close to Sheen tells me. We're not sure exactly what that euphemism refers to (with Charlie it could mean so many things) but we're comfortable with the fact that Charlie will not be publicly single for very long.

It's been reported that Sheen was so angry with Kenley that he asked her to return the Mercedes he had bought her. But we hear he wasn't being nasty.

"It wasn't spite," the Sheen source told me. "It was common sense. That was an expensive automobile. She knew it was never hers to keep."

Sheen is reportedly in negotiations for a new television show with Lionsgate and ready to move on with the next phase in his career. As he claws his way back into the world of television we can only imagine he will be replacing the old goddesses with younger, hotter and more photogenic versions. That's the wonderful thing about being an aging rich man in Hollywood. There's always a better model of blonde.

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Monday 27 June

By J.E.B.

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Just like Fox Television was going to replace Charlie Sheen anyway, also.

Tuesday 28 June

By seancoddington

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What?

By MacD

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CHARLIE WHO???????//

By dmcg2008

Sheen is a waste of a human being. He can pay all the ladies of the night he wishes, he is vacant of the ability to have a relationship. I hope this nails the last nails in his coffin to regain his children. Otherwise, I could care less.

By themeeker

Uh huh. Nothing chases the "goddesses" away like a limp noodle (from too many drugs) and an empty bank account.

LOSING.

By Neal

In response to this article, all I can really ask is do we really care?? He can continue his "winning" without our being informed of his every move. Thank you...

By Pondo Sinatra

He has turned into such a fruit cake !!!

By exactly

The replacements are gay men. Check this out on TMZ

By chucky

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I partied with charlie sheen...

I'm sorry !!!

By jim

If I'm not mistaken, goddesses need to be recycled every six months, else they spoil.

By Polar Patrol

Instructions: Remove irons from fire. Insert Sheen. Salt to taste. Enjoy!

By Me

Jo piazza? What a horrible write/mock journalist- we know who will be doing 'blogs' all their life!
Was he trying to play the Italian stereotype or just being himself- a total moron? Surrrre, a new shade of blonde with their hands out, dummy! Oh, you didn't notice Jo that hookers cost money? You thought it was your 'charity' they liked right?
Oh Jo, Charlie, when will guys ever learn? Even when they are 85 and doling out the riches to the ladies they don't get that z' ladies are laughing their way to the bank, citing "great acting skills" as their talent...and wage earner.

By vinnie

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charlie i was wonder when you were going to get rid of her. i cant wait to see your new hottie. go charlie. and to all the haters out there always remember hes charlie sheen AND YOUR NOT.

By asd

Were you "wonder" vinnie? what is it with the wops and their idiocy?! Dude if I had a father who pulled Hollywood strings and paid a lot of hookers, I too would be Charlie Sheen. Simple pie. It doesn't take much to figure that one out...but I guess it takes a little more than a Wonder Vinnie to do so!!LULZ LULZ LULZ! Dummy!

By oakspondman

Im so glad Im not Sheen.

Yeah, like I'd like to be an unmedicated loony who burned through his millions and has 99% of the country laughing AT him and not WITH him.

Try something else Vinnie, that one didn't hit home.

By victory

Nice try, Sheen. Nobody wants to spend anytime w/ you. Good luck w/ that "winning" crap!

By whatajoke

he acts like there's something unique about renting hoes.

By SkyBlue

Of course he was. I believe that, like I believe in little green men from Mars.

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