Source: Charlie Sheen Was Ready to Replace the Goddesses Anyway

By Jo Piazza Posted Jun 27th 2011 09:00PM

Let's not shed any tears for the newly single Charlie Sheen. Sources tell PopEater the poly-amorous actor isn't exactly bemoaning the loss of goddess part deux, Natalie Kenley, because he's already been on the lookout for another pair of lovely ladies to replace the original pair of blondes who have been sharing his unconventional lifestyle.

"Charlie won't be single for long. Let's just say there are a lot of irons in the fire if you know what I mean," a source close to Sheen tells me. We're not sure exactly what that euphemism refers to (with Charlie it could mean so many things) but we're comfortable with the fact that Charlie will not be publicly single for very long.

It's been reported that Sheen was so angry with Kenley that he asked her to return the Mercedes he had bought her. But we hear he wasn't being nasty.

"It wasn't spite," the Sheen source told me. "It was common sense. That was an expensive automobile. She knew it was never hers to keep."

Sheen is reportedly in negotiations for a new television show with Lionsgate and ready to move on with the next phase in his career. As he claws his way back into the world of television we can only imagine he will be replacing the old goddesses with younger, hotter and more photogenic versions. That's the wonderful thing about being an aging rich man in Hollywood. There's always a better model of blonde.

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Monday 27 June

By Javadude54

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In related news, Charlie Sheen's rep says those grapes Sheen couldn't reach were sour so he really didn't want them anyway.

By jerry

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Most of you morrons wish you could be just like him. But you are old fat bald losers.

By Polar Patrol

Ah yes, it's always been a dream of mine to lose my wives, shack up with slu+s and then lose said slu+s, lose my children, mistreat and kill my dog, lose all my teeth from rampant drug use at 45, lose the respect of my family and friends, make an @ss of myself on a self-indulgent tour, lose my job and the respect of co-workers and fans...need I go on, Jerry?

By sleezyscoundrel

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To Polar Patrol: I wish you did go on. You offered a play by play description of Charlies life that pretty well summed it all up. Kudos.

To Jerry:
It's not spelled morron, it's moron. Now seriously, who's the morron or moran now? I give you two choices since you've probably spelled MORON either way in the past.

Tuesday 28 June

By jaguar8450

Be like him? What an arrested wife beater. One that would also threathen to cut off the wife's head. Or better still a rat snitch who was busted by the feds years ago and testifed against Heidi Fleiss. Drive my cars over the cliffs about a block from my home not once but twice.

By htcorner23

Charlie Who?

By knightie2008

Can't Charlie claw his way back into that cave he crawled out of and leave the rest of the world alone?

By Deanna

I can't believe that anyone would want to hire this addict again for TV or film. He's done nothing but be a mental health risk. Why would anyone give him the time of day when many other celebrities have paid for their addictions . . . including Mel Gibson.

By Tom

As we know this information how? Oh, from Charlie of course, the epitomy of integrity and truth.

By YellowRose3218

Charlie does not want to admit, that crack hoes dumped him, thats as low as any man can be.
Money does not matter, when someone as lost as he is.
All drug abusers get left behind, thats a fact of life Charlie.

By FRANKIE L.I.N.Y

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CHARLIE IS NOT WORRIED ABOUT LOSEING ONE OF HIS WOMAN THEIR IS ALWAYS ANOTHER PORN STAR IN THE WINGS.
CHARLIE KNOWS LIKE I DO THAT TWO AND HALF MEN IS GOING TO GO DOWN THE TUBES WITHOUT HIM, SO GET ANOTHER SHOW AND SHOW THOSE BUTT HEADS.

Wednesday 29 June

By Ketielynn

He is pathetic. Of course he'll find some trashy girl/s with their own agenda (he deserves what he gets, you can't blame them, it is the nature of the beast) to move in, but that doesn't make him any less a sick, sad, loser.

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