Prepare yourself for another barrage of tiger blood and winning jokes -- Comedy Central announced this morning that its newest roast target is none other than the bitchin' rock star from Mars himself, Charlie Sheen.The 'Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen' will air on September 19 -- the same night as 'Two and a Half Men' premieres its first episode with Ashton Kutcher. Coincidence?
"You could say I've been providing kindling for this Roast for a while," Sheen said in a statement. "It's time to light it up. It's going to be epic."
The idea isn't entirely out of left field, considering that Roastmaster General, Jeffrey Ross hopped onstage to burn Sheen during his 'Violent Torpedo of Truth Tour' earlier this year -- saving audiences on the latter part of the cross-country tour from Sheen's rambling, unfocused stories.





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I think people are starting to feel his pain.
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r u kidding
Yeah, he needs more drugs & prostitutes. I feel for him.
Charlie may be done with booze. Snoop may be currently in rehab. I wrote the newest book on attaining sobriety on your own terms, which does not involve institutions. Charlie did it. Read "SOS Safely Obtaining Sobriety." Just search the name. It's all over the place and it works! George Legacy
wthc? He is a Drug/ Alchol soaked Jerk. I can't believe people even give a crap anymore. He is no differant from his father, who also is a has been. Hey Charlie, why don't you just crawl under a rock, and STAY THERE!!!!!
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"Don't be so hard on the Beaver, Ward"!He's just doin' what everyone thinks about doin' and just does it!!!!!!!
Oh I'm so going to watch in September, can't waite.
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Can't spell either........
I have seen many of his and his fathers movies and have liked them. Some are good and some are not so good. The guy is living the life that many of us would like to have he is just boozing more than he should. He is not raping maids, stealing jewelery, or killing children. I know some are perfect but I am not and neither is he.
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He is also not taking care of his children or being a good role model to his 4 children. He was the highest paid actor on TV and he did not save any of it for his kids' future education. He would rather spend it being high. If they are roasting him, I would like him to be blackened through and through.
He is a pathetic excuse for a man. He abuses women and should be in jail. He has gotten away with it over and over because of his celebrity status.
Too late Charlie. Nobody cares anymore. Should have struck when the iron was hot and before the goddesses left. Hey, I hear Casey Anthony needs a gig....
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It just doesn't make sense. Its obvious he already fried his brain and now he get roasted too. Talking about a double whammy ! All this BS just strokes this sickos Ego so he continue his decline...
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Not nice to make fun of someone that is clearly mentally ill.
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Why would anyone Roast this loser...oh ...maybe because they think the same way this loser does... Birds of a feather flock together...who is going to be on the panel?...prostitues and druggies? Sept. 19th I'll be watching Two and half men.....stay tuned...
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He looks to be about 500 years old. Being a lush, by the way, isn't exactly the same as being mentally ill. It's just being a lush. As in...there's a choice, whereas being mentally ill - REALLY mentally ill - isn't.
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Like you are so perfect! Look at your self in the damn mirror, must be a bad image!
It won't be hard for me to choose "Two and a Half Men". Sheen only makes me angry these days.
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Now are they going to actually roast Charie?
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Anything that keeps me from having to sit through 30 minutes of Kelso is alright by me.
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