Brooke Mueller on Sheen Roast: Don't Make Fun of Me or I'll Sue

Although we're pretty sure comedians will have plenty of material when it comes to
Charlie Sheen's forthcoming
Comedy Central roast, Sheen's ex,
Brooke Mueller, wants to make sure the focus stays squarely on the maniacal warlock. Mueller is warning Sheen and comedians alike that if her name even comes up, she's prepared to sue,
TMZ reports.
Although it may sound like the ultimate 'don't make fun of me!' playground plea, we get why Mueller may be pulling out all the stops to make sure she's not the butt of any jokes as Sheen's world of wizards and women is put in the spotlight on September 10.
Mueller insists that her name be "completely off-limits" during the LA roast and although the request seems a bit far flung, she may have some clout. In her divorce settlement with Sheen, the father of her two young twin boys, Bob and Max, agreed to never publicly talk about Mueller or her drug use.
"He better not go there," Brooke's reps told TMZ.
But if he does (which wouldn't be the first time) Mueller is prepared to send a letter to Comedy Central, demanding that they not broadcast any Mueller targeted jokes. But according to the network, they're not worried about other comedians taking jabs at Sheen's ex-wife, they're more concerned about the tiger blooded, machete wielding, winning warlock, himself.
"Charlie has assured us that nothing will be off limits in this Roast which scares even us."
Hold onto your hats boys and girls -- and Brooke, lawyer up.
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I BET YOU HIS RATING WILL BE HIGHER THAN THAT OF TWO AND HALF MEN... AND DEMI'S BOYFRIEND
THE ROAST IS GOOD IDEA.
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Demi's HUSBAND, not boyfriend.
Deez Nuts?
If I was a sk*** crack wh*re like her, I wouldnt want anyone talking about me either:)
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Amen...what a douche threatening to sue over a roast....IT CALLED BEING ABLE TO LAUGH AT YOURSELF YA DUMBA** BIT**
She sounds paranoid like a crack head. EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT ME!
You probably are, otherwise you wouldn't be talking like that, especially about someone you don't even know.
@ Bill...LOL hell I had to read the article to see who the hell she was! LMAO
The divorce settlement may stop Sheen from mentioning her, but with everyone else it's open season.
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All she did was ask for more abuse. Like one reader said, this is gonna stop Lampenelli and others?--lmao--Ok--Where are the betting windows? I`m betting on NOT!
Well if you don't want people talking about you then you shouldn't do things that they can!!! When your drug use is sooo bad you have to put something about it in your divorce papers then it's too bad and you deserve to be made fun of!!! Just saying!!!
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YOU ARE A LIMP DRUCKEN RAG IN BED..CHARLIE TOLD ME TO SAY IT..SUE ME...LOL
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LOL
Um, huh? WTF is "drucken?" Sounds like a drunk turduckhen :)
im glad your dreaming about him enjoy .gives us a laugh
Please don't insult rags like that. Even the worse rags are still usable for something...hahaha