Brooke Mueller on Sheen Roast: Don't Make Fun of Me or I'll Sue

By Kiki Von Glinow Posted Jul 6th 2011 10:20AM

Although we're pretty sure comedians will have plenty of material when it comes to Charlie Sheen's forthcoming Comedy Central roast, Sheen's ex, Brooke Mueller, wants to make sure the focus stays squarely on the maniacal warlock. Mueller is warning Sheen and comedians alike that if her name even comes up, she's prepared to sue, TMZ reports.

Although it may sound like the ultimate 'don't make fun of me!' playground plea, we get why Mueller may be pulling out all the stops to make sure she's not the butt of any jokes as Sheen's world of wizards and women is put in the spotlight on September 10.

Mueller insists that her name be "completely off-limits" during the LA roast and although the request seems a bit far flung, she may have some clout. In her divorce settlement with Sheen, the father of her two young twin boys, Bob and Max, agreed to never publicly talk about Mueller or her drug use.

"He better not go there," Brooke's reps told TMZ.

But if he does (which wouldn't be the first time) Mueller is prepared to send a letter to Comedy Central, demanding that they not broadcast any Mueller targeted jokes. But according to the network, they're not worried about other comedians taking jabs at Sheen's ex-wife, they're more concerned about the tiger blooded, machete wielding, winning warlock, himself.

"Charlie has assured us that nothing will be off limits in this Roast which scares even us."

Hold onto your hats boys and girls -- and Brooke, lawyer up.

Tags: brooke mueller, charlie sheen

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Wednesday 06 July

By Cant Wait

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As a huge fan of the roasts, I guarantee this isn't going to stop Lisa Lampanelli or Jeff Ross to bust her a** hardcore. I know for sure if Greg Giraldo was still around he'd rip her apart just because she said not to! She better get ready. lol

By JEB BUCKINGHAM

You're babbling,Brooke.

Thursday 07 July

By lita

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Now THAT was funny. Thanks for the best laugh of the day, Jeb.

Monday 11 July

By Mandy

Step away from the crack pipe!! What is Brooke going to do when those two little boys find out their Mom is a crack head????

By themeeker

Oh, whah! Won't someone shut this horse's azz up? And that LOSING guy she divorced?

By KS.

These people ARE supposed to be adults,right? Who the heck cares if Brooke is mentioned by Sheen, at his silly roast. They are both sad, and patheic losers. Reading THIS is just sad.

By Duncan Max

Well... Doesn't someone think they're special !!

By Cagedguitarist

You can't fix stupid.

By Charlie_is_a_douche

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Actually, Cagedguitarist, you *CAN* fix stupid, It's called an overdose!!! You can also use what's called a .45 to the head. It's a much messier approach to the problem but it will insure that you don't spout stupidity anymore.

By ms.r

no not special. i was thinking the same thing

By hello kitty

Oh no, now it might be cancelled due to lack of material.

By Jaymie

LMFAO

By Joe

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Why does'nt Sheen just overdose and do us all a favor. He is a prime example of what drugs and lack of self respect do

By honesty

WELL SAID......SO TIRED OF HEARING ABOUT HIM....

By Loobydago