Brooke Mueller on Sheen Roast: Don't Make Fun of Me or I'll Sue

Although we're pretty sure comedians will have plenty of material when it comes to
Charlie Sheen's forthcoming
Comedy Central roast, Sheen's ex,
Brooke Mueller, wants to make sure the focus stays squarely on the maniacal warlock. Mueller is warning Sheen and comedians alike that if her name even comes up, she's prepared to sue,
TMZ reports.
Although it may sound like the ultimate 'don't make fun of me!' playground plea, we get why Mueller may be pulling out all the stops to make sure she's not the butt of any jokes as Sheen's world of wizards and women is put in the spotlight on September 10.
Mueller insists that her name be "completely off-limits" during the LA roast and although the request seems a bit far flung, she may have some clout. In her divorce settlement with Sheen, the father of her two young twin boys, Bob and Max, agreed to never publicly talk about Mueller or her drug use.
"He better not go there," Brooke's reps told TMZ.
But if he does (which wouldn't be the first time) Mueller is prepared to send a letter to Comedy Central, demanding that they not broadcast any Mueller targeted jokes. But according to the network, they're not worried about other comedians taking jabs at Sheen's ex-wife, they're more concerned about the tiger blooded, machete wielding, winning warlock, himself.
"Charlie has assured us that nothing will be off limits in this Roast which scares even us."
Hold onto your hats boys and girls -- and Brooke, lawyer up.
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Newsflash: If you don't want people talking about you.. don't tell them NOT to! Idiot.
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My, how quickly we are to judge others. We never seem to give
anyone the benefit of the doubt. Just slap them down - even while they are already down. Possibly if we were nice to people
in the beginning they wouldn't feel the necessity to do the things for which we put them down. Judge not! I've been there,
I've been judged, and I was not guilty of what they said.........
but since I was judged guilty the world thought so. Wake up.
It's more plesant to be nice to the downtrodden for whatever reason.
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Airing anything about or having to do with Charlie Sheen is stupid. He is either mentally ill or alcoholic. Should be intreatment, not roasted. Plus, he is 100% trash.
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Brooke is a cocain addict and a spoiled brat ! she needs to get a life and a reall grip on her addiction! GROW UP! you can't sue someone for making fun of them ! Get a real job and quit being a cry baby!
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This is going to be the best Roast in a while. Would be better if Greg Giraldo was there... RIP
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it should be funny..wait until jeffery ross gets to the podium..it should be fun.
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Self rightous BI*CH!!
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OMG is that F**KING MORON still alive?
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WHO THE HELL IS SHE ANYWAY?
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Get a life Brooke. Just think of Kathy Griffin's act.You & Charlie are the poster children of her act. LAugh at yourself then it will all be behind you. You'll be yesterday news like Miss Vicki from Tiny Tim.
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what a pathetic little A-Hole. Do you want cheese with that whine, F'n twit.
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So can we make fun of the thin-skinned uppity biatch here?
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Hey Gloria Alred, your phone is ringing !
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Why would anyone even show up ? What's the matter Chuck can't stand not being in the spot light? You had a great thing going before you blew it or should I say snorted it ! Like we learned in Psychology the boy will act out and get even beat for any attention what a pity Chuckie. Get back to your hotel and hookers no one cares anymore.
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The fact that there's even going to be a Roast at all is just sad...
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ya know it was BOUND to happen
It is Hollywood trash like Mueller ans Sheen that keep the Mexican drug cartels in business!
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Just another way to get some more of Charlie's money
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This is going to be like driving past a terrible accident. Most people will drive by, but there are those who just have to stop and look at the messy scene.
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I see some jealousy in these post. Bet he makes more money than the posters who trash him. He is doing what he wants to do and it is no ones business how he lives his life.
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