Brooke Mueller on Sheen Roast: Don't Make Fun of Me or I'll Sue

Although we're pretty sure comedians will have plenty of material when it comes to
Charlie Sheen's forthcoming
Comedy Central roast, Sheen's ex,
Brooke Mueller, wants to make sure the focus stays squarely on the maniacal warlock. Mueller is warning Sheen and comedians alike that if her name even comes up, she's prepared to sue,
TMZ reports.
Although it may sound like the ultimate 'don't make fun of me!' playground plea, we get why Mueller may be pulling out all the stops to make sure she's not the butt of any jokes as Sheen's world of wizards and women is put in the spotlight on September 10.
Mueller insists that her name be "completely off-limits" during the LA roast and although the request seems a bit far flung, she may have some clout. In her divorce settlement with Sheen, the father of her two young twin boys, Bob and Max, agreed to never publicly talk about Mueller or her drug use.
"He better not go there," Brooke's reps told TMZ.
But if he does (which wouldn't be the first time) Mueller is prepared to send a letter to Comedy Central, demanding that they not broadcast any Mueller targeted jokes. But according to the network, they're not worried about other comedians taking jabs at Sheen's ex-wife, they're more concerned about the tiger blooded, machete wielding, winning warlock, himself.
"Charlie has assured us that nothing will be off limits in this Roast which scares even us."
Hold onto your hats boys and girls -- and Brooke, lawyer up.
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This bimbo needs to realize that anything said at a roast is not near as bad as the sleazy headlines her drug addiciton and farce of a marriage have already generated. She is a pathetic joke and a fitting punchline.
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Wow, not only is this a stupid move on her part, it makes her look like nothing but,a whining child threatening to tattle if someone makes fun of her on the playground.
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ok ive had enough, just like millions of others i was sucked into this celebrity fiasco, now its over, im sick of sheen, i think hes an idiot, & he needs professional help, he had a good thing going, he thinks he's above & thats that.
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I won't watch either one. I think they're both stiffs.
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charlie sheen, funny man and great show. as far as i am concern you personal bussness is your,s charley if i were you i would go to a differn,t networth people will follow i sure will. good luck bob
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Yah know, they could always make a nickname for her on the show, she never said, "dont make fun of what i did without my name"
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She is trash, in and out of rehab, she can't be a funny material. Who does she think she is, bankable? Nah!
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Charlie who???
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If Brooke is capable of reading, she should have a look at the Constitution, particularly the First Amendment, even Hollywood has heard of it.
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Charlie, Everybody at Federated Conjur Root is ready to help!
Them Junko King Hats and The Atomic Roots Orchestra are ready to roll.
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YOU GO CHARLIE SHEEN...YOU HAVE A FRIEND IN ME....JUST GET SOME HELP IF YOU NEED IT....I LOVE MY TWO AND HALF MEN. AHSTON IS TOO STUPID FOR ME...IS THAT HOW YOU SPELL HIS NAME...LOL
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Anyone who does not have a signed promise to her, can say anything they want to. The only thing she can sue about is if what they say is not true, and she can prove it.
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Can he say...."Washed up?"
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Good luck to her wishes. While Charlie my be restricted there is nothing in the law that says they can not poke fun at her. Sorry B**** but you are not going to win this one.
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L O S E I N G !!
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I'd hate to be their kids. You couldn't ask for two more screwed up aprents than them. Maybe this will be over with and forgotten before they learn to read.
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Now she is worried about her private life? After how many times in rehab? Amazing.Your two little kids must be proud of their mom. Maybe you should have thought about your private life once you became a mom.
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His brain is fried so why not roast the rest of him. Hook line....sinker......gone forever!!!!
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This man has to be a total idiot! I bet his family is really proud of this one!
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Poor baby, oh the perils of the public life, the media life. She certainly didn't mind when she was in vogue.
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