Dramatic string orchestra music? Check. A soft glow punctuating rolling hills just so? Check. A total hunk building a field of dreams for a team of sports players? Check and check.
If this all sounds too familiar, that's because it's Taylor Lantner's remake of the classic 'Field of Dreams' -- except this time, longing glances of unanswered hope are the punchline instead of the story line as Lautner got his leading man status on for Funny or Die's 'Field of Dreams 2: NFL Lockout.'
"Honey, do you really think there's not going to be football this year?" a pretty brunette asks Lautner as they stare into the sunset on their front porch. "I sure hope not," Lautner responds before 'the voices' tell him to building a football field in the middle of his corn crop: 'If you build it they will come.'
And come the do -- all star NFL players like Ray Lewis (who bulldozes Lautner on more than one occasion), Tony Gonzalez and Dwight Freeney take to the corn field of dreams -- even Ray Liotta and Allstate guy, Dennis Haysbert make an appearance.
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I could watch Taylor Lautner read the phone book.
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He can walk around without a shirt forever,
owwwwwwwwwwww wolf howl.
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Something tells me he's all body and no brains.
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something tells me that jealousy and anger to the young, clever and talented guy eats your brain, people.
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Wow. This is not funny, and I don't mean in a I'm-a-serious-fan-of-football-and-legal-disputes-are-serious funny. It's just not funny.
And Lautner is giving his lines as if he IS reading the phone book.
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I think this is hilarious! And I love all the cameos!
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