Charlie Hatches Plan to Ruin Ashton's 'Men' Debut

By Rob Shuter Posted Jul 7th 2011 08:51AM

Charlie Sheen has lost every lawsuit against his ex-bosses at 'Two and a Half Men,' but now he has another play to harm the show that kicked him to the curb.

"Charlie's upcoming roast on Comedy Central is set to go head to head against Ashton's debut episode of 'Two and a Half Men' on September 19," a Comedy Central source tells me. "If you think this is a coincidence then you are nuts."

There will be plenty of material to go on at the roast, considering Charlie's bizarre behavior that led to him being fired, and insiders tell me nothing is off-limits.

"This is Charlie getting the last laugh. He doesn't care what they say about him at the roast as long as the show kills CBS in the ratings," a friend of the actor's tells me. "Charlie has a thick skin and can laugh at himself but if you hurt him, like he thinks Chuck Lorre did, then he doesn't forget."

While nothing will be off limits in the Sheen-ripping department, one of his exes -- Brooke Mueller -- has warned of a lawsuit if she's the butt of any jokes. "He better not go there," Brooke's rep told TMZ.

The eyebrow-raising timing of the special was first reported by the Hollywood Reporter. A Comedy Central rep claimed it was merely due to the fact the channel didn't have anything else planned.

"It's definitely fortuitous timing for us," a rep for the cable channel told THR. "Everything aligned. We were dark with 'Daily Show' and Colbert, and yes, you have the premiere of 'Two and a Half Men.'"

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Tags: Ashton Kutcher, Charlie Sheen, Two and a Half Men

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Thursday 07 July

By themeeker

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If I had to choose what to watch...I'd probably even look at Jersey Shore before either of these two sh!teous craptaculars.

As it is, I'll take the high road and shut the idiot box off altogether.

By John

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Doesn't anyone check facts before writing articles? The roast is scheduled AFTER Men ends... sheesh

By Jill

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The trouble with the Sheen family is they all really Believe their Kennedy's and that's not saying much. They are arrogant and pathetic! Good Riddence to bad rubbish!

Good Luck to Denise. I hope it goes well for her. I didn't particularly like her swearing on her show, but she's a beautiful woman and being married to that Slug would cause anyone to cuss!

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By KR

forget you buddy and ya you should turn the idiot box off for a little cause you sure as hell got way to much of it being that you are an idiot! i think charlie is out of his mind but i am on his side i hope his roast kills 2 and a half men and horrible acting ashton kutcher he suckss big time. Charlie roast WINNINGGG

Well, the roasts are written by dimwits for dimwits like you. Enjoy it loser.

Thanks for using my post name. No way in hell would I support anything Charlie Sheen was involved with. There are few azzes out there bigger than Sheen. They've used up all the Sheen jokes to the point where who cares, so why bother with a roast.
Use another name, you have plenty of choices.

By Maria1963

Oh, so this is how morons type, I see now.

By Barb

Winning fool Charlie sounds like a loser.

By Janet

Charlie Sheen is showing his true personality...vindictive, coniving, hurtful, and ME ME ME. I will pick Two and a Half Men over a "roast" of pig anytime,

By OBigRondog

A little jealousy because you can't get a man of his caliber to look your way, huh?

By Terri

Hey... lets hook him up with Casey Anthony!!! Me,Me, Me!!!!

By Coleen

Obigrondog -a man of his caliber? You think because he has money that makes him a man of caliber? He is an ugly man that thinks more of himself than anyone else does. His days of "winning" are over though I am pretty sure we will be seeing more of Charlie disgracing himself in other ways.

By KS.

Sheen is a true idiot in every way. He just keeps this crap going. He thinks he is all that. What a stupid, no nothing life he is leading. Someday his children will let him know what he "really" is.

By georgie

Wow, KS I was scared for a moment. Your post are usually well written, and I looked at KR's post for a brief nano-second,and mis-read the initials thought it was you. Glad to see you haven't been dumbed down. Charlie Sheen is LOSING! He just keeps getting more ridiculous as he goes along in his imaginary world.

By Mort Adela

I find it highly amusing that you refer to him as a "no" nothing. Hahahaha...

By INK

what's wrong with you people , Charlie is producing laugh , Ashton IS NOT even an actor is Demis baby

By bud aamold

if any one really wanted to demean him just show his movies the day before , the guy can't act ...

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