Charlie Hatches Plan to Ruin Ashton's 'Men' Debut

By Rob Shuter Posted Jul 7th 2011 08:51AM

Charlie Sheen has lost every lawsuit against his ex-bosses at 'Two and a Half Men,' but now he has another play to harm the show that kicked him to the curb.

"Charlie's upcoming roast on Comedy Central is set to go head to head against Ashton's debut episode of 'Two and a Half Men' on September 19," a Comedy Central source tells me. "If you think this is a coincidence then you are nuts."

There will be plenty of material to go on at the roast, considering Charlie's bizarre behavior that led to him being fired, and insiders tell me nothing is off-limits.

"This is Charlie getting the last laugh. He doesn't care what they say about him at the roast as long as the show kills CBS in the ratings," a friend of the actor's tells me. "Charlie has a thick skin and can laugh at himself but if you hurt him, like he thinks Chuck Lorre did, then he doesn't forget."

While nothing will be off limits in the Sheen-ripping department, one of his exes -- Brooke Mueller -- has warned of a lawsuit if she's the butt of any jokes. "He better not go there," Brooke's rep told TMZ.

The eyebrow-raising timing of the special was first reported by the Hollywood Reporter. A Comedy Central rep claimed it was merely due to the fact the channel didn't have anything else planned.

"It's definitely fortuitous timing for us," a rep for the cable channel told THR. "Everything aligned. We were dark with 'Daily Show' and Colbert, and yes, you have the premiere of 'Two and a Half Men.'"

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Tags: Ashton Kutcher, Charlie Sheen, Two and a Half Men

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Friday 08 July

By lisama

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Anyone who thinks Charlie is winning is living in the same fantasy world as Charlie is. If Charlie was winning he wouldn't have to act like a childish spoiled brat. Charlie is not funny and won't be until he gets a grip on reality. He thinks way too highly of himself and doesn't deserve the praise he gives himself. He needs to grow up and act like a responsible adult instead of the person we have seen the last few years.

Thursday 07 July

By lancelegstrong

I would decide which to watch, but I have some drying paint that I think will be more interesting.

By KP

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with you on that to a tee!!

By Diane

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If you think Charlie is a loser, what do you say about some sissy who married his mother.
That makes it all the more funnier when you think of the character he will be playing on two and a half men. Okay producers, talk about the actors life off the set.LOL

By Chris

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Lol thats funny. I think the show is going to tank. He is a boy not a man.

By shirl

I wouldn't watch anything with Sheen in it..

Actor who thinks only of himself, throws a wild trantrum and brings it public and then goes stupid for several monthes. REALLY, this is no person I would want to watch at all.. He is a mere has been, still trying to be someone... Someone needs to take that silver spoon out of his mouth and help him get his life back together, this tiger milk, winner scrap is kids stuff..Charlie your old, and you are looking older than needed. wake up

By S. D. Humphries

Two and a Half men is a funny show, if you watch Ashton's debut and the ratings are good, it may remain on the air for you to watch for a long time. If you watch Charlie's special, either way, it won't be in anyone's regular television line up. Support a consistenly funny show so you will have something to watch in the future.

By Emmett

Amen

By maryanne

what an ego he has - what makes him think we want to watch the roast. i will be watching ashton and wishing him luck. get over yourself Charlie and for God's sake - get help.

By Sha-boing

Kutcher replacing Sheen is like a hybrid replacing a race car.

By ken

More like Fred Flintstone's wheels trying to replace a Ferrari

By cathy

Yeah.. and we know which car is more in demand don't we? lol

By kao22

and all race cars crash eventually - sheen's is already in the junkyard.

By Sue

Unfortunately that race car ran out of fuel, has old thick nasty oil, blew all four tires and his engine, no suspension and all the paint has flaked off.

By valeskas

I will watch that night 2 1/2 men and not the druggie

By Linda

Charlie just keeps showing everyone what a total LOSER he is. If he does this to Ashton or the show to kill it as he says then he is a total absolute worthless person...a LOSER. He is pathetic. I hope he does not go after his ex wives for a laugh either as it is not funny what he has to say about anyone at all...he is sick in the head and I mean that. He needs help. He has a God image and he is far from that. He is washed up pretty much and he can thank himself for that. He undoing. But..for him to just keep on the attack as if everyone else is to blame when he is to blame is wrong of him. Shows how messed up he really is. Lame.

By Steve

Wow....Sheen sure thinks he's pretty wonderful, huh ? It was the WRITERS of your show that made it a hit, Charlie. Not you. You suck. Seriously !

By Maril

Who watches anything "LIVE" these days anyway. That's what DVR is all about. We can record and watch later. (Not that I'd watch Charlie, but just sayin')

By becky

I will watch 2 and 1/2 men.....Charlie has gone over the edge someone needs to pull him back into reality!!!!!! his dad and brother are great!!!! what happened to him???? besides Ashton is alot cuter!!!!!!

By Joyce

Charlie is expending too much energy tearing others down. In the process he is destroying himself as he is showing his true colors bigtime. He dug his own hole by being so pompous & arrogant. Underneath that hard exterior is an insecure little puppy. It's time he uses some positive energy to better himself as he is alienating everyone at this point.

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