Charlie Hatches Plan to Ruin Ashton's 'Men' Debut

Charlie Sheen has lost every lawsuit against his ex-bosses at 'Two and a Half Men,' but now he has another play to harm the show that kicked him to the curb.
"Charlie's upcoming roast on Comedy Central is set to go head to head against Ashton's debut episode of 'Two and a Half Men' on September 19," a Comedy Central source tells me. "If you think this is a coincidence then you are nuts."
There will be plenty of material to go on at the roast, considering Charlie's bizarre behavior that led to him being fired, and insiders tell me nothing is off-limits.
"This is Charlie getting the last laugh. He doesn't care what they say about him at the roast as long as the show kills CBS in the ratings," a friend of the actor's tells me. "Charlie has a thick skin and can laugh at himself but if you hurt him, like he thinks Chuck Lorre did, then he doesn't forget."
While nothing will be off limits in the Sheen-ripping department, one of his exes -- Brooke Mueller -- has
warned of a lawsuit if she's the butt of any jokes. "He better not go there," Brooke's rep told TMZ.
The eyebrow-raising timing of the special was first reported by the Hollywood Reporter. A Comedy Central rep claimed it was merely due to the fact the channel didn't have anything else planned.
"It's definitely fortuitous timing for us," a rep for the cable channel told THR. "Everything aligned. We were dark with 'Daily Show' and Colbert, and yes, you have the premiere of 'Two and a Half Men.'"
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i will never watch two and a half men again without charlie it will never be the same and i used to love the show and bought all the dvd releases get rid of the producer and bring charlie back
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I never watched men before, but I will now.
GROW UP, Charlie ... when are you going to realize that by your bizarre behavior + the alleged boozing + the alleged drug using + your treatment towards woman ... these all add up to a FAST TRACK to turn you into a HAS BEEN! In my opinion, you would do us all a favor if you moved to a deserted island somewhere so none of us would be subjected to you!!!
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I never have watched 2 & a Half Men, definitely won't watch now that Kitch-stick or whatever his name is is on, but I will have to watch the Sheen roast. If only to see his reaction to having fun poked at him. Some of the things that people say on those things are just off-the-wall and mean! It'll be great.
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Definately gonna watch Ashton over Charlie.... but will either DVR the roast to watch later, or will watch the roast when it repeats at another time.
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Losing!!!!!
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Losing!!!!!!!
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OH, I can't wait...my entire family and our friends will be watching the Charlie Roast definitely!!
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The sad thing in life is that usually when people are intent on hurting someone else, they invariably end up hurting themselves as well.
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Let's hook him up with another "Winning" goddess - Casey Anthony!
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Charlies is hardly thick skinned. If he was, he'd just go away. Instead, he has to try constantly to get the last word. Typical drunk/addict. If you've lived with one, you know.
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What a childish, spoiled little boy.
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The producers of the roast are the avericous, losers here. simply for marketing this senseless debacle. Shame on them for giving sheen more air time..a waste of space. (note the small letter "s")
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Sorry Charlie I thought you were funny and good actor but this crap your doing. It is a wonder you hqven't been black listed yet.You are a very sick man now. You need help.
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Ever heard of TiVo or a DVR?
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How about this, who really cares about either program or either of the supposed, lousy actors? Not me!
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Charlie Sheen has proven time and time again he is not a winner he is a loser if he wants to be a winner he needs to cut out his stupid childsh behavor and get on with his life and dont give his ex-show another though
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If I had to chose between Sheen and Kutcher, as sad as the thought is, I'd have to go w/ Sheen.
Kutcher just reminds me of, well........ nothing. He's not a good actor, he's not funny, I don't find him attractive and he's just plain annoying.
Sheen's issues, well, not enough room, but I'd still have to go w/ him.
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Charlie is a used up has been. Isn't he ever going to go away?
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See, i would imagine that most people that have cable, have DVRs. Which means they will just DVR one of the shows. It won't ruin anything.
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