As we wait with bated breath to learn the paternity of January Jones' upcoming spawn (rhymes with Mason Zoodeckease) and celebrate the birth of Ryan Philippe's surprise baby with one-time paramour Alexis Knapp, PopEater feels like it is time (because it's Friday!) to celebrate celebrity baby mamas and the men who gave them the title. Hallmark doesn't make a card saying "Thank you for being my baby mama," so this will have to suffice.