Pete Wentz the satirist? We're not sure we'd go that far, but he did take a stab at sarcasm on his blog the other day.

In the video post, titled "Worlds Great A--holes," he pokes fun at, as he puts it, "celebrities [who] talk in the third person about saving the world." In 'Blair Witch' style, the Fall Out Boy bassist ponders how he, "Pete Wentz the celebrity," can help. First he considers doing humanitarian work in Africa, but quickly shoots down the idea because Africa is "too hot." Then, he hints at helping the Katrina rebuilding effort but because New Orleans would "only fly [him] down there in coach," that's out, too.

The best part? Ashlee Simpson's cameo as a pregnant, Cheeto munching degenerate. Watch it here.

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This Just In: Kanye West is just like the rest of us. Well, almost.

The rapper has won a slew of Grammys (10 to be exact) and most of us have won, well, zero. But he does love the same offensive cartoons that we do! The only difference is that he's watching them on a private jet en route to an exotic location, not a stained couch in his parent's basement.

On his blog recently, the 'Stronger' star admitted the following: "On my way 2 Australia tonight ... 15 hr flight! I wish I had some new 'American Dad's or 'Family Guy's 2 watch. I've already seen "Blue Harvest" 4 times."

That's right, not only does he get down with the Griffin and Smith clans, he watches them over and over. Oh, and he seems to overuse exclamation points. Check out the full post here.

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New parents Nicole Richie and Joel Madden welcomed their daughter, Harlow, into the world on January 11, and the Good Charlotte lead singer took to his blog to write about it.

"Well I am finally home with my beautiful girlfriend and our brand new little daughter ... We are so blessed to have this beautiful little baby in our lives.I want to thank everyone for all the love and kind words they've sent our way ... She looks so much like her mom it's crazy! She eats like a little maniac and she's really sweet. She barely ever cries, even when daddy is changing her diaper, and believe me i suck when it comes to diapers, but im learning! I cant wait to show off some pictures, until then, THANKS!! and GOD BLESS..... Joel" Read the full entry on Joel's blog.