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'You Light Up My Life' songwriter and film director Joseph Brooks has been accused of luring women to his apartment (via Craigslist) and drugging and assaulting them. Brooks, seen being led by police on June 23, has been indicted on rape and sex assault charges.

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Film and TV star Jonathan Rhys Meyers reportedly got into a war of words with French police, leaving many to believe the rehabbed actor is drinking again. During the incident, he allegedly threw money at them and challenged police to hit him. He was, naturally, handcuffed.

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Jeffrey Archuleta, the father of 'American Idol' star David Archuleta, was caught in a compromising position when police raided a Utah massage parlor, RadarOnline is reporting. He was cited for misdemeanor soliciting a prostitute, according to the report.

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Always feisty 'Real Housewives of New York City" star Kelly Bensimon accepted two days of community service for allegedly assaulting her boyfriend back in March. "I'm very pleased," Bensimon said outside court on June 8. "Justice was served."

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Actor-singer Edison Chen says widely circulated Internet photos of him having sex with female Hong Kong stars were a youthful indiscretion, speaking at length for the first time on a scandal that shocked the Chinese entertainment world last year.

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Actress Lori Petty was arrested on May 30 for allegedly driving drunk and hitting a skateboarder with her car, according to TMZ reports. Both she and the skateboarder only suffered minor injuries

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A 23-year-old woman in Australia was sentenced to more than two years in prison for cyber-stalking 'American Idol' runner-up Diana DeGarmo - for the second time. Quattrocchi did community service for cyber-stalking and blackmailing DeGarmo in 2007.

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Singer John Rich and former 'Nashville Star' contestant Jared Ashley have filed lawsuits against each other - Ashley sued Rich for an alleged assault, and Rich sued for defamation. Rich has now turned himself into police to face those charges.

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Sarah Trigger, the ex-wife of actor Jon Cryer, was arrested on May 28 on charges of felony child neglect. TMZ reports that police found "rope or chord marks" around the neck of her child.

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Michael Lohan is reportedly in hot water yet again, as the New York Post reports that he was arrested back on April 6 for allegedly threatening to kill his fiance as well as himself.

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Actor Dane Cook poses for a portrait at the Four Seasons Hotel in Los Angeles on Wednesday, Sept. 10, 2008. (AP Photo/Dan Steinberg)

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Actor Dane Cook poses for a portrait at the Four Seasons Hotel in Los Angeles on Wednesday, Sept. 10, 2008. (AP Photo/Dan Steinberg)

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Actor Dane Cook poses for a portrait at the Four Seasons Hotel in Los Angeles on Wednesday, Sept. 10, 2008. (AP Photo/Dan Steinberg)

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Actor Dane Cook poses for a portrait at the Four Seasons Hotel in Los Angeles on Wednesday, Sept. 10, 2008. (AP Photo/Dan Steinberg)

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Actor Dane Cook poses for a portrait at the Four Seasons Hotel in Los Angeles on Wednesday, Sept. 10, 2008. (AP Photo/Dan Steinberg)

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Actor Dane Cook poses for a portrait at the Four Seasons Hotel in Los Angeles on Wednesday, Sept. 10, 2008. (AP Photo/Dan Steinberg)

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Actor Dane Cook poses for a portrait at the Four Seasons Hotel in Los Angeles on Wednesday, Sept. 10, 2008. (AP Photo/Dan Steinberg)

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Actor Dane Cook poses for a portrait at the Four Seasons Hotel in Los Angeles on Wednesday, Sept. 10, 2008. (AP Photo/Dan Steinberg)

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LOS ANGELES - SEPTEMBER 15: (L-R) Actors Dane Cook, Kate Hudson and Jason Biggs arrive to the premiere of Lionsgate's "My Best Friend's Girl" at The Arclight on September 15, 2008 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Jesse Grant/Getty Images) *** Local Caption *** Dane Cook;Kate Hudson;Jason Biggs

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LOS ANGELES - SEPTEMBER 15: (L-R) Actors Dane Cook, Kate Hudson and Jason Biggs arrive to the premiere of Lionsgate's "My Best Friend's Girl" at The Arclight on September 15, 2008 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Jesse Grant/Getty Images) *** Local Caption *** Dane Cook;Kate Hudson;Jason Biggs

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