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Kiss and Make Up Under the Mistletoe: It's the Dysfunctional PopEater Xmas

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(Dec. 23) -- Weeks ago, a headline caught our attention. Demi Moore, Ashton Kutcher and Bruce Willis celebrated Thanksgiving together overseas and announced that they would be ringing in Christmas cheer together as well. Willis' girlfriend, Emma Heming, would be on-hand for all the fun.

"We had an unconventional Thanksgiving," said Demi Moore earlier this month "and we will all be together for Christmas as well with our three daughters. I think the key with any past is that you recognize and hold on to what you loved and what you gained and you don't attach yourself to what you've lost," Moore said.

We were inspired by that spirit and made a wish list of some combustible combinations that should come together to kiss and make up underneath the mistletoe. Yep, some holdovers from our dysfunctional Thanksgiving feast are back to sit by the yule log with us.

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And here's some advice should any of 2008's rockier clans get together on Dec. 25.

Madonna, Guy Ritchie and Alex Rodriguez

Topics to Avoid: The New York Tabloids, New York City real estate, A-Rod's 8th place finish in the MVP race, A-Rod's post-season batting average with the Yankees

When Things Turn Awkward, Talk About: Madonna's tour, Ritchie's upcoming Sherlock Holmes film, the new Yankee Stadium, Yankees new pitching staff

Howard Stern and Dolly Parton

Topics to Avoid: Don't replay that scandalous bit from Stern's radio show which took Parton's audiobook and reconfigured it to make it sound like Parton had an affinity for ithe n-word and vulgar stories about Kenny Rogers.

When Things Turn Awkward, Talk About: How two giants in their respective industries have managed to stay on top for decades; Stern's recent wedding

William Shatner and George Takei

Topics to Avoid: The ongoing debate of whether Takei left Shatner off his wedding invite list; Shatner claiming Takei has a "psychosis" and is a "poor man."

When Things Turn Awkward, Talk About: Shatner's new TV talk show; Takei's wonderful work on The Howard Stern Show

The Hogans

Topics to Avoid: Linda and Hulk's split, Linda's claims that Hulk stalked her, new boyfriend Charlie, Brooke Hogan's album sales, those pics of Hulk rubbing tanning lotion on Brooke.

When Things Turn Awkward, Talk About: Nick Hogan's early release from jail.

Peter Cook and Christie Brinkley

Topics to Avoid: That nasty divorce trial, "Has anyone read the New York Post lately?", Cook's interview with Barbara Walters

When Things Turn Awkward, Talk About: How stunning Brinkley looks in that new DirectTV commercial

Sienna Miller, Balthazar and Rosetta Getty

Topics to Avoid: Those photos of Sienna and Balthazar smooching in the Daily Mail, Wondering who scribbled 'slut' on Sienna's apartment building, anything having to do with the paparazzi, Sienna's new beau.

When Things Turn Awkward, Talk About: Miller's upcoming 'G.I. Joe,' upcoming plot twists on Getty's 'Brothers and Sisters'

Samantha Ronson, Lindsay Lohan and Michael Lohan

Topics to Avoid: Prop 8, Ali Lohan's style, Scarlett Johansson

When Things Turn Awkward, Talk About: Sam and L.Lo's recent trip to Paris, the imminent end of Michael's parole supervision.

Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston

Topics to Avoid: 'Mr. and Mrs. Smith,' Jen's interview with Vogue, upcoming John Mayer albums

When Things Turn Awkward, Talk About: Shared frustrations with the paparazzi, Aniston's kick-ass '30 Rock' appearance, Jolie's turn in 'Changeling,' Pitt's upcoming 'Benjamin Button'

Charlie Sheen, Denise Richards and Brooke Mueller

Topics to Avoid: Sperm donations, Sheen's Two and a Half Men salary vs. Richards' pay day for 'It's Complicated,'

When Things Turn Awkward, Talk About: We're stuck. Head for the exits.

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Hockey DC

09:42 AMDec 26 2008

Glad Howard Stern is back. He can be amusing and radio wasn't as good without him.

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MelissaG57

01:09 AMDec 26 2008

Why shouldn't Howard Stern celebrate Christmas? His father is Jewish, not his mother. That does not make him Jewish.

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bostonbred111

11:05 PMDec 26 2008

for what purpose would howard stern observe Christmas?

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BillBlueRidge

08:25 PMDec 26 2008

Is it just me or did you guys find all these people in the same trailer park? Is that the happy hunting grounds for todays stars? What a bunch of trash/losers!!!

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Kebo2070

07:35 PMDec 26 2008

What a no talent sleeze bag.He should just disappear from the public for good.

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JohnJaft

06:12 PMDec 25 2008

Howard Stern is a total idiot, I knew him when he was in Detroit Mi. many years ago

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lvmaoshuiguai

04:53 AMDec 24 2008

You guys should try a great place ^^^^^^^^mixed loving . c o m, a great place to meet hot sports chicks and cowboys online.. there are many handsome sports men and hot rich women. Some sports celebrities are hanging out there...

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Hlayk7

01:45 AMDec 24 2008

Hollywood: The trainwreck capital of the planet.

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Gobluespartyon

08:38 PMDec 24 2008

I doubt any of the EX's will be kissing and making up. Merry Christmas. Brandon M. Witte needs to get a life.

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Brandonmwitte

06:28 PMDec 23 2008

SOME FAMILIES WILL CELEBRATE TOGETHER AFTER ONE OF THEIR MEMBERS GOT THE ENTIRE FAMILY'S INHERITANCES CUT OFF. THEN SOME OF THEM WILL EVEN CELEBRATE THE USE OF ELECTRONIC DEVICES ON INNOCENT PEOPLE WHO ARE WITNESSES TO THE CRIMES THAT CAN GET THEM LIFE IN PRISON. SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

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