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Papa Lohan Rips Into 'Hideous' Sam

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(Sept. 22) -- So much for parents just wanting their children to be happy.

Michael Lohan, who's been known to enjoy the spotlight, fired off a vicious e-mail to X17 in which he rips into his daughter Lindsay's supposed girlfriend, Samantha Ronson. Read some choice, exclamation-happy quotes below:

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TOKYO - OCTOBER 22: Actress Lindsay Lohan poses for photographs at the front row of the Charlotte Ronson Spring/Summer 2009 Fashion Show at the National Stadium on October 22, 2008 in Tokyo. (Photo by Junko Kimura/Getty Images for Charlotte Ronson) *** Local Caption *** Lindsay Lohan

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TOKYO - OCTOBER 22: Actress Lindsay Lohan at the front row of the Charlotte Ronson Spring/Summer 2009 Fashion Show at the National Stadium on October 22, 2008 in Tokyo. (Photo by Junko Kimura/Getty Images for Charlotte Ronson) *** Local Caption *** Lindsay Lohan

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TOKYO - OCTOBER 22: Designer Charlotte Ronson (L) and actress Lindsay Lohan walk on the runway of the Charlotte Ronson Spring/Summer 2009 Fashion Show at the National Stadium on October 22, 2008 in Tokyo. (Photo by Junko Kimura/Getty Images for Charlotte Ronson) *** Local Caption *** Charlotte Ronson;Lindsay Lohan

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TOKYO - OCTOBER 22: (L to R) Actress Lindsay Lohan, DJ Samantha Ronson and designer Charlotte Ronson pose for photographs at the backstage of Charlotte Ronson Spring/Summer 2009 Fashion Show at the National Stadium on October 22, 2008 in Tokyo. (Photo by Junko Kimura/Getty Images for Charlotte Ronson) *** Local Caption *** Lindsay Lohan;Samantha Ronson;Charlotte Ronson

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Actress Lindsay Lohan and companion DJ Samantha Ronson seen on the streets of Manhattan on October 14, 2008 in New York City.

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Actress Lindsay Lohan and companion DJ Samantha Ronson is seen on the streets of Manhattan on October 14, 2008 in New York City.

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On Sam's Looks: "There is a lot more to Samantha than meets the eye! Not that what we see is soooo pleasing anyway!I I mean, what's with this ...."person"??? Look at the way she "dresses"? Once more, she uses her middle finger more than she uses words! Personally, I think she is dark, hideous and a disgusting representation of humanity!"

On Lindsay's Blogging: "First of all, I don't believe that the recent blogs posted by "Lindsay" were written by her. As far as the comments themselves, I think that we can all see that anyone with something negative to say about Samantha, is attacked by the "person" writing the blog ( probably Samantha herself) !!!"

On 'Girls Gone Wild' Mogul Joe Francis Dissing Sam: "Joe Francis is a good person and even a better businessman. He wasn't a bad guy when he flew Lindsay around on his jet, opened the doors top his home or tried to help, was he? Of course not, because Samantha wasn't around. Sounds familiar with regard to me as well !!!!"

On Sam's Domestic Skills: "Have you ever seen her apartment? For God's sake, when she runs out of toilet paper she tells people to use the cardboard roll. (I was told this first hand)."

Final Word: "If Samantha or "anyone" wants to blog me or has anything to say, let them, to my face. Otherwise, if they want to be the sneaky, lying, parasites they are, I am ready to really spill the beans, and I won't stop until this dark, evil nemesis is out of Lindsay's life."

FIGHT!

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The war of fists between the Blonsky and Golden families has turned into a war of words, as Blonsky now says she is "completely destroyed" by their July airport brawl.

Marcel Thomas, FilmMagic.com (1) / Jamie McCarthy, WireImage.com (2)

Mischa Barton vs. Victoria Beckham: The actress has launched a one-woman, and ultimately one-sided, fashion battle with the extremely stylish Spice Girl. "Posh doesn't strike me as particularly stylish," she said. "I don't think she's a good example of British style at all."

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Dennis Quaid vs. Meg Ryan: The former husband and wife who divorced in 2001 are feuding again, as Ryan has said in multiple interviews that Quaid's infidelity caused her to have an affair.

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Pat O'Brien vs. Lara Spencer : Pat O'Brien, former host and current correspondent of 'The Insider' wrote an email to staffers this weekend, slamming his colleague Lara Spencer. He suggested Spencer's most popular work "makes the viewers want to vomit." Nice.

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Roger Ebert vs. Lou Lumenick: Thyroid cancer has literally left Ebert speechless, so when his sightline was obstructed during a screening this week, the critic tried repeatedly to use tapping and gestures to get the attention of the guy in front of him. That dude was rival critic Lou Lumenick, who probably didn't think it through before hitting Ebert on the leg.

Seth Perlman, AP

Alec Baldwin vs. Greg Garcia: One day after Alec Baldwin criticized 'My Name Is Earl' in the New Yorker, the show's creator/executive producer Greg Garcia took a few jabs at Baldwin, calling him a "psychotic narcissist."

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Elton John and Lily Allen took a few under-the-belt shots at each other while they hosted the GQ Men of the Year awards in Britain. John went after Allen's drinking and she shot back and made fun of his age.

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"Evil spawn Angelina Jolie and her vacuous hubby Brad Pitt make about forty million dollars a year in violent psychopathic movies and give away three of it to starving children trying to look as if they give a crap about humanity," Roseanne Barr writes on her blog. She also criticizes the couple for not supporting Barack Obama.

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Noel Gallagher said hip-hop had no place at the Glastonbury Festival where Jay-Z performed. Now, Jay jabs back. "That bloke from Oasis said I couldn't play guitar, somebody shoulda told him I'm a f----- rock star," he raps on a new track.

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2008-09-22 06:59:02

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