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Papa Lohan Rips Into 'Hideous' Sam

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(Sept. 22) -- So much for parents just wanting their children to be happy.

Michael Lohan, who's been known to enjoy the spotlight, fired off a vicious e-mail to X17 in which he rips into his daughter Lindsay's supposed girlfriend, Samantha Ronson. Read some choice, exclamation-happy quotes below:

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TOKYO - OCTOBER 22: Actress Lindsay Lohan poses for photographs at the front row of the Charlotte Ronson Spring/Summer 2009 Fashion Show at the National Stadium on October 22, 2008 in Tokyo. (Photo by Junko Kimura/Getty Images for Charlotte Ronson) *** Local Caption *** Lindsay Lohan

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TOKYO - OCTOBER 22: Actress Lindsay Lohan at the front row of the Charlotte Ronson Spring/Summer 2009 Fashion Show at the National Stadium on October 22, 2008 in Tokyo. (Photo by Junko Kimura/Getty Images for Charlotte Ronson) *** Local Caption *** Lindsay Lohan

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TOKYO - OCTOBER 22: Designer Charlotte Ronson (L) and actress Lindsay Lohan walk on the runway of the Charlotte Ronson Spring/Summer 2009 Fashion Show at the National Stadium on October 22, 2008 in Tokyo. (Photo by Junko Kimura/Getty Images for Charlotte Ronson) *** Local Caption *** Charlotte Ronson;Lindsay Lohan

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TOKYO - OCTOBER 22: (L to R) Actress Lindsay Lohan, DJ Samantha Ronson and designer Charlotte Ronson pose for photographs at the backstage of Charlotte Ronson Spring/Summer 2009 Fashion Show at the National Stadium on October 22, 2008 in Tokyo. (Photo by Junko Kimura/Getty Images for Charlotte Ronson) *** Local Caption *** Lindsay Lohan;Samantha Ronson;Charlotte Ronson

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Actress Lindsay Lohan and companion DJ Samantha Ronson seen on the streets of Manhattan on October 14, 2008 in New York City.

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Actress Lindsay Lohan and companion DJ Samantha Ronson is seen on the streets of Manhattan on October 14, 2008 in New York City.

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On Sam's Looks: "There is a lot more to Samantha than meets the eye! Not that what we see is soooo pleasing anyway!I I mean, what's with this ...."person"??? Look at the way she "dresses"? Once more, she uses her middle finger more than she uses words! Personally, I think she is dark, hideous and a disgusting representation of humanity!"

On Lindsay's Blogging: "First of all, I don't believe that the recent blogs posted by "Lindsay" were written by her. As far as the comments themselves, I think that we can all see that anyone with something negative to say about Samantha, is attacked by the "person" writing the blog ( probably Samantha herself) !!!"

On 'Girls Gone Wild' Mogul Joe Francis Dissing Sam: "Joe Francis is a good person and even a better businessman. He wasn't a bad guy when he flew Lindsay around on his jet, opened the doors top his home or tried to help, was he? Of course not, because Samantha wasn't around. Sounds familiar with regard to me as well !!!!"

On Sam's Domestic Skills: "Have you ever seen her apartment? For God's sake, when she runs out of toilet paper she tells people to use the cardboard roll. (I was told this first hand)."

Final Word: "If Samantha or "anyone" wants to blog me or has anything to say, let them, to my face. Otherwise, if they want to be the sneaky, lying, parasites they are, I am ready to really spill the beans, and I won't stop until this dark, evil nemesis is out of Lindsay's life."

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