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PopEater's Person of the Year Goes To ... Jen Aniston

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If there's one reason that Jennifer Aniston should be named PopEater's Person of the Year, it's because she looks great naked and doesn't mind showing it off at the age of 39. But there's so much more to everybody's favorite 'Friend.'

Approaching 40, Aniston sure doesn't look it, and hasn't slowed down one bit. Her next film, 'Marley and Me' opens on Christmas, and she has three more movies ready to hit theaters next year.

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The actress reminded us why 'Friends' was such a hit when she guest-starred on '30 Rock,' and played a woman obsessed with Alec Baldwin's network executive.

Oh yeah. She's dating a guy 9 years her junior and isn't afraid to admit she exerts her influence over him when needed. (Referring to his impromptu press-conference after their first breakup, Aniston told Vogue, "Trust me, you'll never see that happen again from that man."

Regarding her relationship with John Mayer, Jen is also faced with constant speculation about whether she's pregnant or is ready to wed the guitarist.

In the past year in the tabloids, she's had so many babies that -- if it were true -- her brood would rival the Jolie-Pitt clan's.

On the tabloid reports, Aniston told EW, "Oh my God, it's hysterical. You can't do anything without it going to some extreme. It's almost going to take away the fun from actually being able to say one day, 'I'm pregnant!' Everyone will be like, 'Yeah, right.' It's the boy who cried wolf. Stop stealing my thunder, motherf---ers!"

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Then there's the constant nagging of her past love-life that follows Aniston around like the dog from 'Marley.'

Three years after Brad Pitt left her for Angelina Jolie, the 'Break Up' star is still marked as the scorned and bitter woman, no matter what she says.

While Pitt and Jolie seem to be able to talk or allude to Jen freely, the second Ms. Aniston opens her mouth, the tabloids are ready to pounce and manipulate whatever she says to sell magazines.

When a Vogue reporter asked her about recent comments Angelina made about falling in love with Brad on the set of 'Mr. and Mrs. Smith' while he was still married to Jen, Aniston replied "That was really uncool."

The next thing she knew, her quote was taken out of context, and splashed across the cover of Vogue. "What Angelina Did Was Really Uncool," read the headline.

But it doesn't seem to bother Ms. Aniston.

"You have to laugh at it all at the end of the day. I was just surprised that Vogue would go so tabloid. I was bummed. But you almost expect it. Big Deal. Done. Next," she said.

That's why Jen is PopEater's Person of the Year.

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Racecartrain

04:35 PMJan 01 2009

i AM SO OOOOOO TIRED OF THAT BITCH. SHE'LL EVER BE IN THE SAME "CLASS" AS JOLIE. jENNIFER IS A BIG CRY BABY AND WYNNER. GROW UP AND ACT YOUR AGE OF 40 BIG ONES. DON'T YOU SEE BRAD OR ANGELINE DON'T CARE ABOUT WHAT YOU DO AND DON'T RESPONDE TO YOU ANTICS.

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BadAzzChickYeah1

03:09 PMJan 01 2009

And no one wants a band aid baby either. Jen was smart to know Brad would be done with her whether she had a baby or not. He's done with Angelina too, and she had many kids, adopted and biological. You watch, and he will deny the adopted kids and say she "tricked him". Just wait, I give it two years tops.

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BadAzzChickYeah1

02:43 PMJan 01 2009

All of you people bashing Jen need to shut the hell up. Jen's body is better than whorelina's could ever be. She's anorexic and veiny and needs a tan. Also her face is disgusting looking with those nasty lips. Jen has always been beautiful with her pretty color and her body and her cute face. Also, Those two morons only give like 1% of their money and doesn't hurt them at all. They only do it for attention. They don't care about anyone but themselves. And they aren't married for the idiots that like to call Jennifer a *****. Brad won't marry her, he knows now he doesn't want her. They will break up slowly, in the meanttime, Brad will cheat on the bitch.

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RedRoses941

09:29 AMJan 01 2009

Jennifer is beautiful, and a class act. Some of these comments are just hateful and mean. Truth be told, no man would say no to her.

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WilliCrl

12:25 AMJan 01 2009

gags.who did her publicist pay off to get this ignominous title????a bigger joke than her in the industry does not exist.

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Charleyb6c

08:50 PMJan 01 2009

Angelina looks like a cheap crack *****... She looks like she belongs withJimmy Joe Billy Bob ..........

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Charleyb6c

08:08 PMJan 01 2009

She is the BEST LOOKING WOMAN that has ever walked the face of the earth ...

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Hedbeagle

08:05 PMJan 01 2009

Jen is getting to be really old news (or has gotten to be already)

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Reallyevildoer

07:57 PMJan 01 2009

BTW Popeater. She may have posed naked (are you 10 years old) but the photo is not her naked!!! Jen divulged that it was completly photoshopped so she might as well have kep her clothes on. Maybe she did!

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Frank24crew

07:56 PMJan 01 2009

Why is it a pain in the *** to post on these things? Is there some software I can buy to post on these things? Is that what hackers do? Post about Angie and Jen? Why do I have to jump through hoops to post a damned message? Good bye. I'll find another way to amuse myself. Like check out a new ISP that isn't so paranoid

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