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(Oct. 10) - Ted Nugent isn't running for the highest office in the land, but in his new book the "Cat Scratch Fever" wild man outlines his agenda if he ever made it to the halls of power in Washington (Palin/Nugent, anyone?).

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In "Ted, White and Blue," the [insert wild animal]-hunting, liberal ideology slayer says he'd smoke out evil-doers by any means necessary, defund health care for smokers and obese people, implement the death penalty for first-time drug dealing offenses, and send chronically out-of-work Americans to Cuba.

What else would a Nugeistration look like? Thanks to the NY Post and the LA Times, here are a few choice nuggets from the book, in stores now:

Foreign Debts: The rocker says he'd "take appropriate gas and oil from Mexico and the Middle East as payment for all debts we are owed by them."

War: "[I'd] instruct the US military warriors to do their job -- win the global war on terror right now and eliminate all threats from all sources by any means necessary."

Peace: "Each morning I bow down on bended knee in reverence to the Almighty and pray for good bombing weather. The history of mankind is one of war, not peace...'Give peace a chance’ will get you killed. John Lennon was wrong. Imagine that."

The United Nations: "[I'd] refuse to pay one red cent more to the UN until other nations pony up their fair share -- but maintain membership just to keep our eyes on the bastards."

And Nugent talked about his family's values in an Op-Ed for the Waco Tribune:

Security at the Nugent Ranch: "Border Security? We have it. We have sent out the same message as other Texans that if you invade our property, we will shoot you. Viola. No invasions, nobody getting shot. Perfect."

Driving Etiquette: "Oh, and I almost forgot, we only use the left lane when we are actually passing another vehicle.You see, we pay attention so we are not rude to other Americans who may want to get by us on the highways. We admit we are weird."

2008-10-10 08:40:25

Dan Steinberg, AP

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AIRFORCEONEPAINT

01:21 PMOct 14 2008

HEY MR TSKITCHEN DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE HELL YOU R TALKING ABOUT ARE YOU ONE OF THOSE OBOMA NATION SUPORTERS YE DEATH TO WHITEYTHE WHITE MAN HAS TOLD ME WHAT TO DO LONG ENOUGH JUST FOR YOUR INFO MY RRESPONSE WAS TO AND EARLY NUT CASE LIKE YOU JUST TYPING YOUR ASS OFF AND IN ADDITION MY ASS IS IN MY SEAT AND BE GLAD TO PUT IT IN YOUR FACE LOL

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SPHSR

12:58 PMOct 14 2008

Just goes to show you there is an ass for every seat!

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DrTsKitchen

04:29 PMOct 13 2008

wow you guys are all so witty and smart i was just wondering if you don't like conservative view points then why the hell are you reading about Ted Nugent is it because you like to blog about crap that doesn't have anything to do with you. I think it is hilarious how democrats have such a hard on for Obama and a terrorist bought his house for him have fun sending our nation down the toilet.

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AIRFORCEONEPAINT

02:23 PMOct 13 2008

hey RMportorang Your and ass !!! oh and I Invite you and your family to come get my Guns I have a diffenent kind of rock and roll it is called class 3 come on over dont worry about knocking just come on inTed Is to Future last of the real men do you know the differance between a dick and a chicken leg good lets go on a pick nick dumb ass

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AngelinaLeigh08

10:02 AMOct 13 2008

Who is Ted Nugent or Nugget or whatever....(he sounds like a nazi to me)It sounds like whoever this dude is , he thinks he is a rock star...and i never heard of him?? John Lennon, on the other hand, is a LEGEND, he is dead and i know all his music.Someone sounds awfully jealous

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Johnstanley25611

02:43 AMOct 13 2008

One would expect that by the time you're 60 you mature into an enlightened and fully sympahtetic individual. I hope Ted has a son who comes out of the closet, and makes his old man eat his own words! Ouch Tango Loser.

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Johnstanley25611

02:36 AMOct 13 2008

Nugent is the biggest blowhard egomaniac alive. He has no business being a dad or husband or American. He's got one agenda HIS!

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Rmportorange2

01:13 AMOct 13 2008

Well now , he learned from another modern genius C. Norris and probably got his lyrics from him 2. Lennon moved people without guns and this idiot would not be on the same stage or page as Lennon. He can prob wup 1 but not all ,so keep your mouth shut for if he dont agree he might wup you.MENTAL MIDGETS RULE

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GJ DESERT FOX

12:42 AMOct 13 2008

rodoh3 you are nothing but a pansy ted nugent would kick your ass to high heaven because chuck norris taught him everything he needs to know he doesn't need a gun! and as to your rediculous assertion that he had underage girls with him di it ever occur to you that they might have been his daughters? no just goes to show you what kinda of dumbass you are. ted is right and this conservative registered democrat like me would love to kick your ass just for sport i play to win you don't. bring it on man.

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Rodoh3

11:55 PMOct 13 2008

This guy is nothing but dirt beneath my feet..he's lived his whole life hiding behind a gun mouthing off his ridicilous beliefs and using his tough talk BS all in the name of Smith and Wesson..I'd personally love to meet this prick face to face fist to fist to destroy his nasty mouth. Without a gun he's nothing but a panzy. I know about his past life because he stayed at the Holiday Inn that my grandmother worked and she told me he had underage girls in his room the 2 nights he stayed there..Pretty much nothing but a sexual predator.

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