Jun 14th 2012 11:02AMFor some reason the theme song from "Alice's Restaurant" is playing in my head.
Yeah, I was convicted of unkempt lawn management. And they all moved away from me on the "Group W" bench.
Jul 12th 2011 5:07PMI love kids. But there was never a truer statement than Mr. Vuick's. No matter where you go today there are unruly kids running around ruining other people's enjoyment. And it's not the kids' fault. Children need to be taught proper behavior and if the parents won't do it then keep the kids out. It's not like they don't have other choices that are more brat friendly. I can't wait to make a reservation and be assured of a quiet, pleasant atmosphere.
Jun 8th 2011 9:28AMTo all service men and women . . . thank you for your service to our country. Fighting to keep us safe and secure. Fighting to keep our nation strong, keep our institutions alive, and keep our planes in the air. Welome home! Now please pay the gate agent $2,800 on your way out.
Way to go, Delta.
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