Lindsay Lohan
Suddenly, Lindsay has been swept up in a whirlwind of craziness. Somewhere in the vortex she became a Christmas tree ornament, her skin turned orange, her lips were mysteriously plumped by collagen, and the bleach from her hair seeped into her brain. See how confused she looks? It certainly couldn't be the drugs.
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Hilary Swank
Classy and a great colour on her. Hilary hardly ever fails to pick good gowns. Now only if we could say the same about her movies...
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Alyssa Milano
Young starlets of today can find some solace in 80s child star Alyssa. Here's someone who went through a rough patch, yet manages to look classy and well-put-together at events. Some nice shoes, skinny jeans, and an interesting sweater = attractive. Plus she looks like she's in her 20s.
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Ivana Trump
Whoa, whoa, whoa, Ivana. You're 60, not 16. This is clearly a prom dress. It's endearing that you want to try to fit into this outfit, but hon, it's just not working.
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Sherri Shepherd
Apparently Sherri recently lost some weight. Kudos! She looks great in this purple dress. We're not generally fans of the pocket dress, but in this case we'll make an exception.
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Star Jones
Former View co-host Star looks a tad uncomfortable in her clothes (and new body). The upper part of the dress - mostly the flattened Victorian collar - is gross. The white nail polish is an interesting touch.
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Mary Hart
Remember what your mother used to say to you? "If you make that face enough it'll stay that way." Well, that's happened to Mary. We challenge you to find a picture where her face doesn't look like that. As for her outfit, it's classic 'Entertainment Tonight.' Looks fine.
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Mariska Hargitay
We have a soft spot for Mariska, and she does always look beautiful, but this wedding tablecloth dress isn't her best choice.
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Jordana Brewster
Flapper gone wrong is all we can think when we look at Jordana in this dress.
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Demi Moore
OK, Demi, we get it. You're a sexy, sexy older woman, and you very rarely look bad. But now you're just rubbing it in. This woman may just be one of those droids that never ages.
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